I put down the bottle and picked up a book. Reading saved my life! I went from booze hangovers to book hangovers and I am the happiest I've ever been!
This is taking me a lot longer to read than I thought it would!
wait..............What am I talking about! I should of known!! I HAVE KIDS!!!
I just want to lock myself in the closet with a flashlight, some candy bars and this book!!!!
I NEED SILENCE!!!